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Top Ten Jobs For Which Luke is Qualified

10) Dog catcher
 9) Department of Motor Vehicles clerk
 8) Grade school counselour
 7) Sanitation Engineer
 6) Air Traffic Controller
 5) Travel writer:
    "How to see the world while being pursued by a gangster"
 4) Community theater director
 3) Night club manager
 2) Governor of New York State
And the number one job for which Luke is Qualified
 1) New Ambassador to Haiti

"I've got news for you, he's smarter than you are now." -- Sonny Corinthos to Luke re: Lucky