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Top Ten Things Audrey Forgets

10) Where she left Steve's dentures
 9) The punchline to the joke about the duck and the
    psychiatrist
 8) How to spell "mnemonic"
 7) Why she hired Bobbie
 6) Which floor is geriatrics?
 5) What exactly her job is
 4) Why she married Steve
 3) Ryan knows where she lives
 2) How many Quartermaine's are there?
And the number one thing Audrey forgets
 1) Who the hell is Tom's father?

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