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We do this under duress, as you all know how much we *adore* Miguel, but we were unable to resist the challenge.
Top Ten Ways To Kill Off Miguel
10) Head explodes after being asked to memorize more than two lines of dialogue 9) Lice 8) Lily develops a Lorena Bobbit complex 7) Trampled by adoring fans (Both of 'em) 6) Tries one of his own drinks 5) Tries one of Felicia's 4) Tells Mac that he's making a mistake with the liquor order 3) Ryan meets him and sees an opportunity to once again serve mankind 2) Bobbie fired from General Hospital. Goes on psycho killing spree. Stabs Miguel in Kelly's Diner. Lily blasts her with a twelve-guage. Port Charles rejoices! And the number one way to kill off Miguel: 1) Singing in the shower; drowns"You don't listen to me." -- Miguel