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Top Ten Reasons Ryan Might Not Have A Good Time When He Comes Back To Port Charles

10) Ruby still flinging pastries at less favored customers
 9) Bad time of year for planting flowers
 8) Audrey's been lifting weights
 7) Sean hasn't beat a confession out of anyone in months
    (Officer Johnson doesn't count)
 6) Mac might think he's Kevin and want to bond
 5) Two words: Miguel Morez
 4) Felicia didn't bother to tell him she was going to Texas
 3) Steve Hardy not likely to give him his old job back
 2) Kevin can't take a joke
And the number one reason Ryan might not have a good time
when he comes back to Port Charles:
 1) Forced to take Bobbie hostage

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