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In the interests of fairness, we present the following derogatory nicknames for the characters more popular in the RATSA GH subjects.

Top Ten Derogatory Nicknames For Popular GH Characters

10) Ned = Weasel-Boy
 9) Lois = Lemming-Girl
 8) Brenda = Little Miss In Touch With My Feelings
 7) Sonny = Mr. Urban Angst
 
[The four above, as a group, can be degoratorily referred to
as "the invasion of the small dark people".]
 
 6) Tony = Brain-Boy
 5) Mac = Sheep-Boy
 4) Felicia = The Aztec Airhead
 3) Frisco = Mr. Counter Intelligence
 2) Lucy = Miss I believe everything Lizard-boy tells me
And the number one derogatory nickname for a popular
GH character:
 1) Kevin = Psychobabble-Boy

"I can't discuss that with you." -- Kevin Collins