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Top Ten Reasons Laura Threw Luke Out Of The House

10) Luke and his friends don't know how to "play nice"
 9) She finally figured out that it isn't just a bad hair
    day, his do is permanent
 8) He's a bad influence; caught him teaching Lucky how
    to overact
 7) Can't afford to feed him and Foster. One of 'em had to
    go
 6) He forgot to bring a gift on the Anniversary of the
    First Time Someone Tried To Kill The Two Of Them
 5) Couldn't deal with him and Lucky's new hair-cut at the
    same time
 4) She suspects that it's not really Luke.  He and Bill
    Eckert were switched and she's been living with a
    neurotic stranger ever since
 3) She secretly wants to be free to pursue the ever
    -cheerful, Dr. Tony Jones
 2) Afraid he overheard the lullaby and might make her
    sing at his club
And the number one reason Laura Threw Luke Out Of The
House:
 1) Spring Cleaning

"She asked me to leave." -- Luke