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Top Ten Reasons Bobbie Isn't Chairing The Nurses Ball This Year
10) No longer passionately desires the man financing the Ball 9) Audrey forgot Bobbie's phone number and never contacted her about it 8) Bobbie Slappin' Drill Team catering the affair 7) Couldn't afford to bail Tony out of jail again 6) Wicked Witch role already taken 5) Lucy locked her in a closet when it came time for choosing the chairs 4) Couldn't relate to the concept of Talent 3) Too busy feeling sorry for herself and making catty remarks 2) Psychic advised her not to And the number one reason Bobbie isn't chairing the Nurses' Ball this year: 1) Still dealing with silicone induced hallucinations"Bang on my chest if you think I'm perfect." -- The Tin Woodman ~Wizard of OZ~