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Top Ten Things Lynelle Probably Won't Be Getting On Her Birthday

10) Bungee-jumping gift certificate
 9) Ricky Martin CD
 8) A third bread machine
 7) Letter opener/dagger
 6) Free psychotherapy sessions with Dr. Kevin
 5) The Alamo : 13 Days To Glory (but we promise to bring it
    to Los Angeles)
 4) Briefcase with hidden tape recorder
 3) "Interpretation of Dreams" autographed by Freud
 2) A Duck
And the number one thing Lynelle probably won't be getting
on her birthday:
 1) Older
"You need to grow up." -- Lily Rivera
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