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Top Ten Additional Bad Things That Could Happen To Stone
10) Stone loses his hearing 9) Alan and Kevin become too wrapped up in their own problems to worry about Stone 8) Sonny sent up the river (or in it) 7) Confined to Hospital bed; forced to watch NBC Soaps by non-discriminating roommate 6) Stone dies of AIDS, but comes back as a vampire 5) Mike reveals that he is also Stone's real father (Cates was yet another alias) 4) Mac gets touchy feely 3) Robin reveals to Stone that she has the "Scorpio Curse" placed on the Scorpio family by an Aborigine shaman shortly after they emigrated to Australia. The curse dooms anyone they love to terribly melodramatic deaths. And should she have mentioned this earlier? 2) Sweeps month coming early And the number one additional bad thing that could happen to Stone: 1) Cure for AIDS discovered just in time to save his life; ten seconds later the world is destroyed by the alien Vogons putting in an interstellar off-ramp"And if you're very lucky, I'll read you some of my poetry first." -- Vogon Captain