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Top Ten Things Amy Thinks About

10) Am I a natural blonde?
 9) Smothering the patient in 705 with a hermetically sealed
    pillow
 8) Her paramedic boyfriend who left to join the foreign
    legion
 7) Laura's been married twice; how the hell am I going to
    catch up at this rate
 6) Why don't I ever get invited to the swanky parties
    at the Q's?
 5) Was Mike serious about that Menage-a-trois thing with
    Bobbie?
 4) Being stranded on a desert island with Reginald and no
    Bud Light
 3) Her Q rating
 2) Convincing Lucy to let her perform in next year's
    Nurses' Ball
And the number one thing Amy thinks about
 1) Leather

"Who told you that?" -- Amy