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Top Ten Suspects, And Their Confessions, If Justus Is Murdered
10) Ryan Chamberlain -- "I'm baaaaccckkkk... and I thought I'd start with someone who is definitely not blonde. I HATE being pigeonholed" 9) Damian -- "We were laying the parking lot for CS Emporium and he jumped right in front of my steamroller" 8) Keesha -- "He called me 'Little Bit' one too many times" 7) Amy -- "He rejected my offer to bear him a child" 6) Edward -- "All the trouble I have with grandkids... I just wanted to get rid of an extra one" 5) Simone -- "It was self-defense. He was boring me to death" 4) A.J. -- "Well, I get blamed for everything else. Might as well take the rap for this too" 3) The Writers -- "Justifiable character assassination" 2) Tom -- "It was an accident. I didn't mean to poison him, shoot him, stab him, strangle him, bludgeon him with a large santa-fe style vase and drop him off the ELQ Tower. It could have happened to anyone" And the number one suspect, and his confession, if Justus is murdered: 1) Sigmund -- "That DAMN snow-blower again!""I'd like you to put out an APB on a missing duck." -- Justus Ward, City Councilman