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Top Ten Suspects, And Their Confessions, If Damian Is Murdered
10) Justus Ward -- "Rat-boy tried to build a Wal-Mart on my turf. It was justifiable homicide" 9) Dr. Kevin Collins -- "DAM-i-an shouldn't go around messing with a serial-killer's twin brother" 8) Katy Bell -- "I was afraid for my life. Well... maybe not for my life, but Damian was threatening to cut off my caviar supply. Same thing" 7) The Nedling -- "Grandfather said to 'take care' of Damian, and I took that to heart" 6) Lucy Coe -- "I finally got a look at that aura of his" 5) Mac Scorpio -- "What can I say?... testosterone overload" 4) Dr. Tony Jones -- "I finally snapped and decided to kill all of Bobbie's lovers... this could take a while" 3) Frank Smith -- "I wasn't really dead. I just wanted to see how my kid ran the business. He really screwed up" 2) Harry Silver -- "Hey, I was just protectin' our boy Sonny. That Smith kid doublecrossed him" And the number one suspect and his confession IF Damian is murdered: 1) Sigmund, The Duck -- "Quack, quack, quack, quackety, quack, quack, quack, quack, quackety, quack, *squawk*" Translation - It was an accident. He was trying to show me how to operate the snow-blower and things got out of hand ... er.... web."IF Damian is killed, we're betting on a February sweeps homicide, that coincides with a try at a wedding, (after a New Year's Eve Proposal) by Kevin and Lucy, which is interrupted when one of them is arrested for Damian's murder. The real killer? ... Harry in the Hotel Room with a Handgun." -- T 'n' T