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Top Ten Reasons We Know That New Guy's Not Really Edward

10) Real Edward never said nice things to Lila; he just
    grunted.
 9) Real Edward never thought Tracy would make a good CEO.
 8) Real Edward couldn't care less about the hotel books.
 7) Even Alan suspects it's not really Edward.
 6) New guy's voice two octaves higher.
 5) New guy's clothes are ironed.
 4) Real Edward didn't train Ned; unless you count the sink
    or swim method.
 3) Real Edward never acknowledged  A.J.'s existence, much
    less offered to do him a favor.
 2) Real Edward never left the Quartermaine mansion.
And the number one reason we know that new guy is not really
Edward:
 1) They haven't changed the credits yet.