Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Things Jax Is Hiding

10) Third Jacks brother, Jamie
 9) Monica's secret admirer
 8) Ambition to own a cetain well known Port Charles Business...
    Kelly's!
 7) Really hates flying; only does it to impress girls
 6) Sunburns easily
 5) He killed Damian because the corrugated paper version
    was giving suave, sophisticated, villains a bad name
 4) Horrible weakness for saltwater taffy
 3) Not really talking to anyone on the other end of that
    cellular phone
 2) Floral speedos at the back of the sock drawer
And the number one thing Jax is hiding:
 1) net.addict

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