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Mac's Top Ten Qualifications For Police Commissioner
10) Never been Mayor 9) Not to proud to slam his head against a handy brick wall 8) Sheep-herding 7) Being a bartender for all these years he's heard the dirt on every P.C. Resident 6) Some of his best-friends are criminals 5) Backed by Edward, who sensibly wants the person least likely to solve a crime in the position 4) Not encumbered by any preconceptions about how to be a cop 3) Robin at his beck and call should he need to figure out anything tough, like addition or how to retrieve a file 2) Not dead And Mac's number one qualification for Police Commissioner: 1) Eve...his undercover policewoman persona!"I don't want the job." -- Mac 'Tower of Jello' Scorpio