Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Things That Really Upset Kevin

10) Monthly billing reports
 9) Chintz
 8) Good buddy Mac still doesn't apppreciate Opera
 7) Lucy refuses to use the Nice n Easy Honey Blonde #28
    he bought for her
 6) Every time the Outback gets a new bartender he has to
    explain what Aquavit is
 5) No other "Twin Peaks" fans in Port Charles
 4) Tom using his parking space again
 3) Doctor Dorman always asking "So how's your brother?"
 2) Merlots
And the number one thing that really upsets Kevin
 1) Cold webbed feet on his bare legs

"That doesn't even sound remotely like me." -- Dr. Kevin Collins