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Jason's Top Ten Duties As A 'Boy On The Side'

10) Keeping pool cues chalked
 9) Buying every other round of beer
 8) Stroking her bloated ego
 7) Holding compact mirror so she can put on her lipstick
 6) Fluffing pillows
 5) Doing the lambada
 4) Pretending he doesn't know her
 3) Pretending he likes her
 2) Telling her how to spell really big words
And Jason's number one duty as a 'boy on the side'
 1) Sex

"Is that what I am? A boy on the side? Is that like a side-order of fries?" -- Jason Morgan