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Top Ten Simple Things That Distract Brenda

10) MTV
 9) Fish Screen Saver at GH
 8) Edward in tennis shorts
 7) Men
 6) Congressional committee hearings 
 5) Pain-killers
 4) Bright shiny objects
 3) ABC's new fall line-up
 2) Sex
And the number one simple thing that distracts Brenda
 1) Her reflection

"I have to find something to distract Brenda... something simple." -- Jax