Top Ten Possible Reasons Helena Helped Tony
10) Collecting Bobbie's ex-husbands
9) Enchanted by his singing
8) Planning to use him as an anchor weight
7) To drive a wedge between Ned and Alexis
6) Never knows when she'll need a neurosurgeon
5) Wants to nurture his psychotic tendencies
4) Determined Justus shall have no love life
3) Tony is actually her illegitimate son
2) Kidnapping is her second favorite crime
And the number one possible reason Helena helped Tony:
1) So he could be her loooooovveee slave
"Well, get ready to rumble." -- Tony Jones
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