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Top Ten Reasons It's Difficult To Be Tony

10) Just can't find a hairstyle that works
 9) Unable to make any decision in under five weeks
 8) Bobbie was always ticked off about how perfect you were
    Now she's ticked off  cause you're not.  Can't win
 7) No matter how hard you try you end up sleeping with a relative
 6) Texas accent with no explanation
 5) Lucas
 4) Never as good looking or popular as Frisco
 3) Doing brain surgery is well... it's brain surgery
 2) No longer Lucy's favorite ex-husband
And the number one reason it's difficult to be Tony
 1) You have a brain tumor

"Here's some aspirin for you." -- Dr. Tony Jones