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Jerry's Top Ten Tips For Getting A Girl Interested
10) Don't tell them you're the other Jax brother until after you pick them up 9) Display dubious rapport with children 8) Get yourself beat up by Mobsters 7) Stay off screen for two years 6) Mumble so they can't understand you, they'll think it's mysterious and exotic 5) Rescue them from imminent danger 4) Let them rescue you from imminent danger 3) Sleep with them and then introduce yourself 2) Brush up on witty repartee And Jerry's number one tip for getting a girl interested: 1) Play hard to get"She's crawzy abouht mae." -- Jerry Jax