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Jason's Top Ten Tips For A Good Relationship

10) Make sure they never find out anything about your illegal
    marshmallow peep importing 
 9) Let her do anything she wants unless it interferes
    with relationship number two 
 8) Send them shopping
 7) Keep Rinaldo within earshot
 6) Insist on being annoyingly literal
 5) Let her do all the talking
 4) Take lots of trips out of the country
 3) Tell everybody you don't know how to lie
 2) Dress sharp
And Jason's number one tip for a good relationship
 1) Nobody cooks
"Jason has something Jimmy Hoffa didn't have." -- Robin
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