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Top Ten Things Jason Has That Jimmy Hoffa Didn't

10) Disposable diapers  
 9) ELQ Stock
 8) "That would be Rinaldo"
 7) No influence with judges
 6) A VCR and 500 channels on his cable
 5) Leticia
 4) A Cappucino Machine
 3) A warehouse full of peeps
 2) Brain-damage
And the number one thing Jason has that Jimmy Hoffa didn't
 1) One girlfriend too many

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