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Taggert's Top Ten Dating Tips

10) Don't spit (while she's lookin')
 9) Keep your weapon handy (with the safety on)
 8) Take her to some place in a rough neighborhood
    so she won't wander off
 7) Get her drunk (Soda for you, beer for her)
 6) Be flexible about the games you'll play
 5) Talk about Sonny a lot; it'll make her jealous
 4) Pull out the reliable old sob story
 3) Find a reason to take your shirt off
 2) Tell her you're a diamond in the rough
And Taggert's number one dating tip:
 1) Go Dutch

"Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera..." -- The King of Siam