Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Things Jagger Wants For Christmas

10) A better lawyer
 9) A sturdy non-slip key ring
 8) New apron (old one frayed from being thrown down so
    much)
 7) Karen
 6) No, Brenda
 5) Brenda and Karen to stop and explain things slowly
 4) Ear muffs
 3) Uh, Karen
 2) No, no, Brenda
And the number one thing Jagger wants for Christmas
 1) World Peace

"I can't figure it out." Jagger -- General Hospital