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Ruby's Top Ten Bubble Bath Fantasies

10) Calgon; take me away
 9) *Censored*
 8) Liposuction
 7) *Censored*
 6) Kelly's earns five star rating
 5) *Censored*
 4) Goes to Hollywood to act as consultant on new Heidi
    Fleiss TV movie of the week
 3) Champagne, caviar and *censored*
 2) No one ever finds out about her, Clinton and the State
    Troopers
And Ruby's number one bubble bath fantasy:
 1) You really don't want to know

"How dare you." Ruby