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Top Ten Things That Lois Doesn't Know About Ned

10) Does Elvis Karaoke
 9) Ex-wife really cheap; gets married in other people's
 8) Has world's largest collection of cereal box tops
 7) Mister Ed's number one fan
 6) Went to prep school
 5) The last time Ned mixed business and pleasure he filed
    a sexual harassment suit
 4) Donated treasured Lego sculpture to PC museum
 3) Idiocy runs in his family
 2) Can't even spell "pharmaceutical"
And the number one thing Lois doesn't know about Ned
 1) He has an imaginary two-foot woodchuck
"I'll go put on some clothes."  Eddie/Ned
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