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Top Ten Escape Plans Luke Rejected For Frank Smith's Breakout:
10) Hiring Steven Seagal to do it 9) Bribe prison guards with muffins (special Felicia Jones recipe) 8) He and Sonny dress up as clowns and smuggle Frank out during magic act 7) Teach Foster (alias Snarl) to fetch Crime Lords 6) See if Frank has a twin brother 5) Tell Sean that Frank's second cousin by marriage on his mother's side is dying an agonizing death from the effects of heat stroke in northern Tibet (where he'd gone to study the mating habits of Yaks) and he has to get him there right away because the cousin insists on having the only ordained minister in the Smith family there with him 4) Interrupt broadcast of Oprah, leave under cover of ensuing riot 3) Tell the guards their shoelaces are untied 2) Get Sonny to do his uncanny imitation of Marlene Dietrich And the number one escape plan Luke rejected for Frank Smith's breakout: 1) Use a "Get Out Of Jail Free" Card "Trust me." Luke