Caption This!

Pick a Winner

[Photo for the week of 16-Apr-2001]

Choose the best caption:

"You will break up with Elizabeth and get a life, Lucky. You will find Jonathan Jackson and bring him back. Always protect your queen."
Next time we go to SEARS to have my picture taken ask to use the snow scene background.
Look at this face! Would this face lie to Nic, blackmail Em,and torture Liz? Thats what I thought ice princess boy!
"Tell the truth. Do I look fat in this?"
Mary Mae & Edward--the early years
Look Nikolas just because you caught me in bed hugging a picture of me doesn't mean I'm cheating on you!
Lucky to self: "Man, and I thought LIZ was self-absorbed"
Gia tells Lucky, repeat after me - I am the face of Deception.
No you can't take my picture into the bathroom with you!
So tell me Lucky, what was this doing under your mattress? Little Miss Goody-two-shoes" not enough woman for your imagination.
Lucky is shocked when he learns that since she can't have the Face of Deception job, Gia has now posed for Playboy!
You little creep, I just got a phone call stating that I've been selected as Ms.April in Playboy's center fold. This was supposed to be between us only!
You want me to submit THIS photo to Caption This???
I'm telling you Lucky it's a really old picture of Stevie Wonder.
(Gia's lies start to take their toll.) No, it was Carly who was recast! THIS is really ME in the picture. I swear!
"Bet you can't Elizabeth to pose like THAT for you Lucky, even if you BEG!"
"Why is this photo sticky, Lucky?"
Gia: So why are my eyes closed in ALL of these pictures?
Lucky:"Is that girl in the picture your twin?" Gia:"No wonder Liz is always with Jason."
These photos prove it, Lucky! I'm just not black!
I told you I would get the job! Who do you see in this picture?
Gia: So whose idea was it to put my phone number in the ad?
"It's me. It's all about me. I'm so selfish, that I have to carry around these pictures, so that everyone will recognize me!"
But how can I be sure that my face ends up in fashion magazines and not some "Caption This" website where people add silly comments beside it!

Of the 117 captions sent in last week, these 25 were judged to be the best by's team of comedy critics. If your caption isn't listed, sorry! Better luck next time!